Amputation Diet

This is the classic advertisement you’d turn on the television to telling you just how possible it would be to lose tens of pounds within hours! Sounds quite tempting. In 2006 Kesha Myas came up with this plan where you can clip your nails, get a drastic haircut (removing all body hair too), and take a diuretic and laxative. Oh and don’t forget to amputate your arms, donate a kidney, and get breast reduction surgery. Who needs them anyway when you can say that you weigh a healthy 50 pounds? Well, not me!