Tongue Patch Diet

People gain weight because they overeat, right? Well how can anyone overeat when eating itself is painful? In this diet, a surgeon sews a rough patch to your tongue DESIGNED to cause pain when eating solid food so you can only drink comfortably. Better yet, you can pay thousands of dollars for a patch that has a high risk of infection, causes pain, could come loose and choke you, or could permanently fuse to your tongue if not removed and surgically reapplied in thirty days. But remember you could lose a lot of weight if you dread eating.