"You are the sunny to my D"
"Marriage is the number one reason for divorce"
"That mini heart attack when your parents say they need
"Dear homework, you are not attractive, therefore I am not doing you"
"Dude, don't change the story-- I was there"
"I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine.
"Saying 'no offense' as if it actually demeans the offense"
"I am the type of person who will change my mind a hundred times and still be unsure"
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